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Fitness plan for programmers:

every time a build or unit test fails, you have to do 10 push-ups.

You'll become either incredibly good at programming or insanely fit. Maybe both with a bit of perseverance 😅

🇬🇧😀⚽ One day, someone will say: My sexual life is like Antoine Griezmann's : His 3 children were born the same date, in 3 different years.

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@fribbledom I store my credit card and mobile money passwords in my head only. I store less critical passwords (like paypal or mail) on the browser password manager (+in my head), but with 2FA activated.

And for all other junk websites, I choose a totally random password that I don't keep track of and I forget it about 2 hours after registering. If I happen to need again, I use the "Retrieve password" functionnality.

🇫🇷🐧🐛 A chaque micro-coupure de ma connexion internet, Skype (on Linux) se comporte comme un mineur bitcoin jusqu'à ce que je le redémarre.

Skype.

Pourquoi les patrons d'entreprise préfèrent systématiquement les logiciels propriétaires foireux et opaques.

🇬🇧🌐 🔥🦊 Video overlay of latest version of Firefox is better, with borderless window.
But why isn't there any Subtitle Overlay?
I got the video overlaid but all subtitles sticked at original window. And worse, the original window has this ugly, oversized Overlay icon, leaving no space for my subtitles when I tried to make my video overlay window next to the original window, size-reduced.

@fribbledom and here ends my interests in these polls for this year and for the more to come.

@fribbledom May I ask, did you choose the opponents in each battle or was it random? Because, Javascript VS PHP, the only 2 languages i know battling at the first stage, ...

I'd prefer it was all random.

🇬🇧❓ Guys, do you know any old episode of The Simpson predicting Joe Biden as Potus? Or an old episode that shows the Potus as an old guy, sitting, wearing mask, gloves and terribly in cold? Just wondering ...

🇫🇷🤣🤓 Offre d'emploi (fictive) : Cherche développeur informatique qui maitrise tellement bien les bases de la programmation qu'il/elle peut apprendre un tout nouveau langage de programmation en moins d'une semaine. Pour postuler, devinez dans quel langage de programmation a été écrit le code suivant, lancez ce programme et vous obtiendrez notre numéro de téléphone :

>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.+++.+.---..++++++.---.-.--.+++.

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Quand ils ont commencé à établir un site internet pro-Brexit, personne n'a donc posé la question sensée de démontrer les idéologies par les actes. Parce que LEAVE.EU sonnait plutôt pas mal, personne n'était perturbée par la contradiction...

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